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  • 10 Scary Things About Kids
    so that is where you get it 3 Death awaits children at every turn and only you can save them It is amazing that kids survive Fortunately the tattered nerves of their parents are hyper sensitive to danger 4 Kids sleep a lot This seems like a great thing but your damaged psyche will cause you to examine them every once in a while just to see if they are still breathing Every parent does it 5 No one can possibly baby sit well enough to make a night out as enjoyable as it used to be They just can t 6 Kids don t sleep late on the weekends 7 30 is a late morning So that night out is even less enjoyable It is no wonder some parents become shut ins 7 Kids love you so much They want to be with you all the time They want to learn everything you are doing They want you to show them They ask questions about every step of the process They get really close to see exactly what is happening when you are pooping 8 Before your child s teeth come in they will enjoy chewing your finger to ease the pain of teething After their teeth come in they will try to masticate your digits into bloody stumps 9 Children s entertainment is at once both mindless and catchy Your love of music will take a back seat to songs that are supposed to teach you something you already know You ll know you re crazy when you have driven 20 miles alone in the car and you haven t turned off baby boogie 10 Kids bother you all of the time They are more persistent than even the voices in your head Pumpkin Carving Techniques Pumpkin Carving

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  • 10 Things You Can't Show a Baby Pumpkin Doing
    around Seeing your child with a knife would be very scary 2 An electric socket Perhaps a baby pumpkin that has a fork and an electric socket would be a funny scene Actually it would be a scary scene 3 On the edge of a swimming pool Babies donï ½t have good balance and swimming pools are more dangerous to have at home than a loaded handgun Yikes 4 A handgun A baby with a handgun is both scary and funny It probably isn t thought provoking enough to be social commentary just a dumb sort of display 5 Poison Parents are really scared about their kids with poisons so why not show it That ll creep them out 6 Booze and Cigarettes Booze and Cigarettes are like poison but with more stupid added in Lately stupid seems to be just about equal to funny plus scary 7 Matches I think as a child I must have had some matches at one point I sure do like a good fire 8 Pills Although I think a baby with pills looks scary I long ago learned my lessons about leaving my prescription drugs out on the porch Now I use skittles in a pill bottle Unfortunately they do little to quiet the voices in my head 9 Rope or String My imagination has me believe that my infant children can actually tie a noose and hang themselves from the venetian blinds 10 Scalded by a pot of hot liquid Leave one handle sticking out in the kitchen and your child could end up looking like the villain in a batman movie Ouch Pumpkin Carving Techniques Pumpkin Carving Ideas Pumpkin Carving Photos About Extreme Pumpkins Extreme Pumpkins Index When I am not carving pumpkins I run ShopInPrivate com The World s Most

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  • 2004 Presidential Race
    of days until the election You ll have to read the results in the way that suits you best I don t portend to be a predictor of election results I am just a guy who likes watching pumpkins rot Here is the latest John Kerry Pumpkin Pattern George W Bush Pumpkin Pattern Buying Ugly Pumpkins Time to Start Carving Carved Up Presidential Pumpkins Matt Starts The Rotting Process Day Two Nader Joins The Race Day Two Part II Bush Gets and Earful of Squirrel Day Five An Ear Infection Nader Drops Off The Table Day Nine Bush Is Rotting Best Day Nine Kerry Starts Getting Moldy Day 14 The Results are In Bush Will Win Day 15 Press Coverage of the Race Pumpkin Carving Techniques Pumpkin Carving Ideas Pumpkin Carving Photos About Extreme Pumpkins Extreme Pumpkins Index When I am not carving pumpkins I run ShopInPrivate com The World s Most Private Store I also found success as the founder of BulletSafe Bulletproof Vests Google World Records How To Carve Pumpkins Pumpkin Patterns Free Pumpkin Pyrotechnics Pumpkin Preservation Pumpkin Carving Contest My Pumpkin Carving Photos Weird Pumpkin Stuff Pumpkin Carving Contest Winners 2015 2014 Pumpkin Carving Contest Winners 2013

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  • 3 Bags of candy corn later...
    About Extreme Pumpkins Extreme Pumpkins Index When I am not carving pumpkins I run ShopInPrivate com The World s Most Private Store I also found success as the founder of BulletSafe Bulletproof Vests Google World Records How To Carve Pumpkins Pumpkin Patterns Free Pumpkin Pyrotechnics Pumpkin Preservation Pumpkin Carving Contest My Pumpkin Carving Photos Weird Pumpkin Stuff Pumpkin Carving Contest Winners 2015 2014 Pumpkin Carving Contest Winners 2013 Pumpkin Carving

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  • 33 Pumpkins
    funny John is the king of pumpkin consumption Pumpkin Carving Techniques Pumpkin Carving Ideas Pumpkin Carving Photos About Extreme Pumpkins Extreme Pumpkins Index When I am not carving pumpkins I run ShopInPrivate com The World s Most Private Store I also found success as the founder of BulletSafe Bulletproof Vests Google World Records How To Carve Pumpkins Pumpkin Patterns Free Pumpkin Pyrotechnics Pumpkin Preservation Pumpkin Carving Contest My Pumpkin Carving

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  • A You Tube Video About Extreme Pumpkins
    asked for it in the past If anyone wants a copy of the B Roll I have it on DVD Please contact me about it Thanks Pumpkin Carving Techniques Pumpkin Carving Ideas Pumpkin Carving Photos About Extreme Pumpkins Extreme Pumpkins Index When I am not carving pumpkins I run ShopInPrivate com The World s Most Private Store I also found success as the founder of BulletSafe Bulletproof Vests Google World

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  • A 100 lb. Pumpkin Is Large Enough To Eat A Man
    front lawn Pumpkin Carving Techniques Pumpkin Carving Ideas Pumpkin Carving Photos About Extreme Pumpkins Extreme Pumpkins Index When I am not carving pumpkins I run ShopInPrivate com The World s Most Private Store I also found success as the founder of BulletSafe Bulletproof Vests Google World Records How To Carve Pumpkins Pumpkin Patterns Free Pumpkin Pyrotechnics Pumpkin Preservation Pumpkin Carving Contest My Pumpkin Carving Photos Weird Pumpkin Stuff Pumpkin Carving

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  • A Baby and A Giant Demon Pumpkin
    pumpkins I run ShopInPrivate com The World s Most Private Store I also found success as the founder of BulletSafe Bulletproof Vests Google World Records How To Carve Pumpkins Pumpkin Patterns Free Pumpkin Pyrotechnics Pumpkin Preservation Pumpkin Carving Contest My Pumpkin Carving Photos Weird Pumpkin Stuff Pumpkin Carving Contest Winners 2015 2014 Pumpkin Carving Contest Winners 2013 Pumpkin Carving Contest Winners 2012 Pumpkin Carving Contest Winners Pumpkin Carving Winners 2011

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