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  • GameSpy: Princess Peach vs. Princess Zelda - Page 1
    Peach is a creampuff helpless and kidnapped just about every time we see her She s perpetually in the wrong castle and when you finally do rescue her she bakes you a cake She s less of a Princess and more of a drama Queen Look at how she reacts when she loses a round of Mario Golf Toadstool Tour you d think she just killed a puppy Fargo Sure but shaithis Silence Compare that with Princess Zelda Her whole Kingdom was taken from her as a little girl but what s she do She learns to fight She becomes for all intents and purposes a ninja albeit a frilly one With a whip And you of all people should be excited by women with whips Fargo Believe me it s the reason I came in without underwear today But you re underestimating Princess Peach Ever played Super Smash Bros She s just as likely to do you with a tennis racket or a golf club When you attack her she uses her subjects as human shields Well squirming mushroom shields at least That s cold She s like the Courtney Love of the Nintendo family When Mario Kart Double

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  • GameSpy: Soul Calibur Series vs. Virtua Fighter Series - Page 1
    Calibur 2 head to head in a two week long orgy of fighting game madness Check it You ll see what we think throughout the week But here IT S YOUR TURN Who wins this contest shaithis It s interesting comparing the two games Virtua Fighter is a real art With Soul Calibur anyone can just flail away on the buttons and look like Bruce Lee But in VF if you just wail on the buttons you ll look like the comic sidekick from a Jackie Chan movie Fargo But I have to disagree with anyone that says Soul Calibur or Soul Calibur 2 lack depth Look at the system of guard impacts parries horizontal and vertical swings in a 3D arena This game can be learned in an hour but never mastered in a lifetime It s a deep strategic and comprehensive fighter shaithis Then why do you spend the whole time falling over to look at Sophitia s panties Fargo Shuddering she s the Yin to my YANG What s the ultimate fighting game Fight it out in this week s GRUDGE FORUM What Do You Think Latest The Grudge Small Size vs Big Screen RESULTS Feb 8

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  • GameSpy: Deep Strategy vs. Blowing Stuff Up - Page 1
    re going to figure out what our audience REALLY wants I suspect that GameSpy readers are the deep strategy sorts the ones who love to think through complicated decisions brows wrinkled fingers folded across their chin eyes squinted in thought as they debate their next move and its geopolitical ramifications shaithis I disagree I think our readers want to watch tanker trucks explode or missile bunkers crumple amidst white hot bursts of exploding fuel This isn t because I think less of their intelligence It s because I think our readers are cooler than you give them credit for Fargo Nonsense Our readers all have egg shaped heads and Henry Kissinger glasses Like me they love nothing more than sternly contemplating their next move by weighing a variety of complex factors I love cutting off supply lines blockading ports waging campaigns of misinformation while the bulk of my forces move in for the flanks shaithis I like pushing buttons that launch missiles Fargo I suppose that s your answer to everything shaithis Pushes button launches missiles What Do You Think Latest The Grudge Small Size vs Big Screen RESULTS Feb 8 2005 Small Size vs Big Screen VOTE Feb 8

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  • GameSpy: DOOM 3 vs. Quake IV - Page 1
    my own shaithis The scientists of the Phobos base inadvertently opened up a portal to hell ushering in the worst hair day imaginable Fargo The impetus of this week s Grudge is of course our upcoming QuakeCon coverage QuakeCon is id Software s annual bash down in Texas where they and their publisher show off the latest games We already shipped out our editors and equipment so stay tuned for coverage If we re lucky we might catch a glimpse of Quake IV in action But we ll definitely get to see DOOM 3 multiplayer for the first time and I imagine it ll look just like the picture above shaithis His was a hell with a silky sheen and no split ends Fargo And on top of it all GameSpy is launching a new Planet site PlanetDOOM Home for DOOM 3 coverage as well as info about the classic DOOM games So shai which did you vote for DOOM 3 or Quake IV shaithis Do I have to get into this Could I just mock your poorly edited screenshot instead Fargo Fine shaithis The lumbering ogres crawled up through the bowels of the station whipped into a latherous frenzy

    Original URL path: http://www.gamespy.com/articles/489/489860p1.html (2016-02-16)
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  • GameSpy: Splinter Cell's Sam Fisher vs. Final Fantasy's Yuna - Page 1
    freedom The freedom to straddle walls with groin pulling fury For more about Sam and Splinter Cell check out the new and improved PlanetRainbowSix which has info on all the Tom Clancy games shaithis Speaking of groins why are we facing him off against Yuna Final Fantasy X 2 isn t even out in the States but that won t stop me from making fun of the fact that the main character is a frilly pop star Points at Yuna mockingly Hah hah Fargo But Yuna wouldn t be the first hot chick pop star turned badass killer Who can forget the sensual hotness of Dante the femme fatale from Devil May Cry shaithis Fargo how many times do I have to tell you DANTE IS A MAN Fargo But let s get back to reality Sam Fisher is a silent killer But does he know how to handle Final Fantasy s giant chicken Chocobo thing Can any man handle a chicken in Yuna s presence especially when she s wearing those hot pants shaithis Certainly not you Fargo My point exactly What Do You Think Latest The Grudge Small Size vs Big Screen RESULTS Feb 8 2005 Small Size

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  • GameSpy: World War II: Pacific Theater vs. European Theater - Page 1
    like the European front brutal toe to toe eye gouging inside the bombed out shell of a church That speaks to me on so many levels Fargo You think Let s put your theory to the acid test by re enacting the war in gruesome detail with realistic poseable action figures I ll be the Kommandant in the Tiger Tank there you be the dude with the binoculars Also from now on call me Helmut shaithis Fargo you can t be serious Helmut It s Helmut Now shut up and drive Lieutenant Sheissthis But wait look out The little plastic man with the mustache is making a very tiny phone call shaithis Oh yeah you know when Captain stache is on the horn people are going to die Helmut Quickly Have the very angry German action figure start chucking little potato mashers like beer bottles in Times Square shaithis Wow look at the look on that guy s face Now there s an action figure I relate to He looks like he s hungry to kill as well as eat the still steaming organs of the vanquished Helmut The drama The tension This re enactment will rank alongside such cinematic classics as Where Eagles Dare The Guns of Navarone or John Belushi s 1942 shaithis To be completely fair we re recreating the darkest and most horrifying chapter of human history with dolls Helmut They re Poseable Action Figures And one of them is AIMING A BAZOOKA AT OUR TANK Mein Leben That s German for My Leben shaithis We re about to go to plastic toy heaven where every morning is Christmas and none of the babies have teeth Helmut Aw great everything s gone South of Cheese Hand over your helmet little man shaithis Hey wait No little

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  • GameSpy: Swords vs. Blasters - Page 1
    did you call it again shaithis The biggest fluff content in the history of online media Fargo THE BIGGEST CONTENT IN HISTORY shaithis Now here it all depends on what type of game we re talking about I like Fantasy games but if another company comes out with a swords and sorcery MMORPG I m going to gouge out my own eyes Better yet I m going to gouge out

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  • GameSpy: The Empire vs. The Rebellion vs. Boba - Page 1
    server farm in Austin Texas shaithis I m not happy with your choice of Grudge topics Every time we do a Star Wars Grudge you jump on the opportunity to post pictures of the Star Wars characters in the bathroom and then you giggle for something like ten minutes Fargo The force is strong Giggles uncontrollably shaithis My money s on the empire They re big They re bad And they ve got snappy uniforms and better haircuts Sure Boba s got more gizmos than late night television and he may be the jack of all asskicking but he got smoked by a blind guy And anyways I just don t understand how you can play Star Wars Galaxies you re doing the same thing hour after hour every time I walk by your computer Fargo I m crafting stuff shaithis What are you going to do with the stuff you make Fargo I m going to throw it out to make more room in my inventory shaithis What will THAT accomplish Fargo Then I ll be able to craft more stuff That I can throw away shaithis WHY Fargo Because some day Possibly even this very year I hope to craft something something that somebody will actually buy And when that day comes LOOK OUT shaithis Are you aware that while you re sitting in the middle of the woods mining metals and crafting garbage that your wife is in a seedy cantina getting paid tips to give lap dances to strange men and wookies Fargo Hey man we re not married in the game shaithis Don t you think it s a little shady Fargo I dunno let s ask the Stormtroopers in the men s room shaithis Hangs head in shame Stormtrooper 1 Kinda busy here Stormtrooper

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