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  • GameSpy: More Unorthodox Team Fortress Tactics - Page 1
    for GameSpy Game of the Year See GameSpy s Orange Box Review Last time we had our first encounter with legendary game engineer Ferret and his unorthodox TF2 Strategies This past week I was both thrilled and terrified to discover that we were once again on the same team Here s what transpired Next Page 2 Page 1 2 3 4 5 What Do You Think Latest PlanetFargo PlanetFargo A

    Original URL path: http://www.gamespy.com/articles/835/835796p1.html (2016-02-16)
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  • GameSpy: PlanetFargo: How to Handle Robot Zombies - Page 1
    everyone playing Richard Garriott s Tabula Rasa has to do their part Even when it gets ugly Even when the job is dirty Of course when it gets really dirty that s when they call me I m not saying that my character is a loose cannon or anything I m just saying that there s no mission I ll refuse to take Even if it takes me below the

    Original URL path: http://www.gamespy.com/articles/833/833980p1.html (2016-02-16)
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  • GameSpy: PlanetFargo: Dear Mr. Prime Minister... - Page 1
    with barbed tentacles although I admit that s a downer The issue is the economic problems that this sudden influx of hellborn scum creates The value of the pound has gone through the floor which is why everyone is trading in those silly Palladium coins Last I checked those things are made of chocolate Let s rebuild the country by reinvigorating the economy I d start with tourism Sure I know what you re thinking who would want to visit a smoldering ruin simply to have their flesh flayed by the sandpaper tongues of a thousand monkey like hornbeasts I m thinking the Dutch Check out these postcards I mocked up Let s embrace this whole demon infestation thing It could be our new angle You have to admit that the food is better Sure they re feasting on human flesh and brains but c mon kidney pie That stuff was gross Also real estate is a bargain Your typical crater is available for a fraction of what people used to pay for a one bedroom near Wembley Park and it s already filled with blood for your convenience The government s last public emergency advisory asked citizens to be mindful of the Volcano that has engulfed Earl s Court Why such negative language Let s call it a Mineral rich hot spring and start bussing in some tourists You see what I m getting at Let s look for opportunities here These demons could open up new markets for us For instance they re sticking heads on poles up and down Paddington They ve got piles and piles of heads but a serious pole shortage The market for poles is booming Throw a few tax breaks in there and you could have some prosperous local industries West End Poles

    Original URL path: http://www.gamespy.com/articles/832/832041p1.html (2016-02-16)
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  • GameSpy: PlanetFargo: The Lost Rock Band Instructions - Page 1
    hook up the Rock Band wired Fender Stratocaster guitar You might think this kind of information was laughably basic but you never know I found the picture of how to hold the guitar immensely informative until now I d been using my feet Check it out That s how you assemble the headstock of your guitar Note that you insert it until you hear a click That was good to know I had originally planned to keep pressing it until I heard some sort of yarf or gawooga To your right you can see step 3 demonstrating that you plug the USB plug into the USB connector on your console Of course I d been shoving that sucker into every single orifice I had before I finally thought to read the manual But while Rock Band s one page pamphlet was handy I couldn t help but feel it was missing some essential information for those of us who truly want to ROCK Fortunately it s not too late to make some last minute changes before the product goes to retail Here are some suggested additions I wish I had known that last part before Wednesday night PlanetFargo runs every

    Original URL path: http://www.gamespy.com/articles/830/830409p1.html (2016-02-16)
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  • GameSpy: An Afternoon with John Woo's Interior Decorator - Page 1
    hesitant but his personality is forceful Regal crow s feet arched from the corners of his wizened eyes and creases of intense concentration continually folded his brow Below is a rough transcript of our time together Fargo Answering the door Ah Mr Kwon just in time please come in and uhm sure go ahead you can remove a couple of those door hinges That s fine You ve brought some what is that Plaster You re replastering my walls are we going to paint some frescoes Kwon More plaster Fargo You re really caking it on there Kwon Plaster splode Fargo Now I see you re putting up some shelves Should you use more than one nail Kwon Too many nails shelf stay up Fargo That s deep Oh China That s a nice collection of plates and cups and saucers Is this precious antique Chinese porcelain I really like that Kwon China splode Like firework Fargo Over here is the dining room I actually like what we ve done with this room so far hey you re standing on my table watch your head on the chandelier Kwon More glass Fargo Yeah I admit it could use a little more bling up there Kwon More glass Fargo Now you re just hanging giant panes of glass from the ceiling Isn t that a little strange What s that for Is that for sploding Kwon Glass splode Fargo Yeah shoulda called that WHOA you just did a backflip off of the table This is the front hall the wall there That one What about it Should I hang a painting Kwon Wall jump here Next to bannister Fargo Of course of course cuz sometimes I m late for work that ll come in handy Now this is the family room

    Original URL path: http://www.gamespy.com/articles/828/828542p1.html (2016-02-16)
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  • GameSpy: Experimental New Team Fortress Strategies - Page 1
    with it the kind of all night game binges that embarrass our family and friends One player an engineer known as Ferret continually tops the server rankings I was delighted just this past evening to find him lurking around on our server on my team even What follows is an actual transcript of my encounter with the engineering legend Next Page 2 Page 1 2 3 4 5 6 What

    Original URL path: http://www.gamespy.com/articles/826/826796p1.html (2016-02-16)
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  • GameSpy: PlanetFargo: LAN Party While You Work - Page 1
    out in the field Corporate Overlord Can you finish this report You I uh have to be out on the field the rest of the afternoon Of course throwing a big budget LAN party comes with its own pitfalls especially when it comes to reporting expenses You don t want anything to be bounced back to you from accounting or worse yet draw attention to how your department blew off all Friday afternoon If your office LAN party doesn t end up being raided on the evening news you should consider stepping it up Things used to be so easy back during the dotcom heyday when no expenses no matter how extravagant were questioned Dotcom Boss Your paperwork says you spent over 30 grand on Midget booze firetruck You Sho did Dotcom Boss Next time can you itemize those Thanks Nowadays thanks to new regulation following the Enron scandal corporate accounting is harder than ever New Boss Why do your expenses claim 46 000 on My Bitches You Because you told me to scale back While creative accounting is a no no in the business world at the end of the day it s essential for the LAN party world Some of it s easy Network routers hubs and cables can be slipped without question into the IT budget Bags of chips can usually slide by without comment if there s a food or kitchen supplies budget It gets harder when you buy a Kegerator for booze I happen to know a particularly bright employee who managed to buy one of these for her company under the heading Beverage Refrigeration in her expense report Let s hear it for corporate America By the same token the chilled Jagermeister tap can and should be expensed under Employee Healthcare Jager really clears

    Original URL path: http://www.gamespy.com/articles/728/728344p1.html (2016-02-16)
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  • GameSpy: PlanetFargo: Fortress Fanatic - Page 1
    wants to help Look guys TeamFortress was never a serious game In the original Quake version snipers could cause a man to explode in a shower of entrails with a single charged up bullet And of course I ve already examined how ridiculous capturing the flag is as a military tactic Then there s the Medic who would walk around giving people mysterious tropical diseases More importantly said Medic would heal you by hitting you with an axe Let s think about THAT for a second Man Doctor I have a cold Medic Sharpening enormous double headed axe I m afraid it ll have to come off Man It ll have to what Wait WHAT will have to come off Medic Spitting on axe blade All of it And how about that Spy My favorite part of the Spy in the original TeamFortress was that he would walk around wearing a tuxedo that judging by the player model he was clearly wearing over a suit of reinforced heavy plate powered armor This would be totally smooth in practice Smooth The Spy waddles up with his arms hanging out from his sides and his elbows locked at a 45 degree angle Spy Bartender give me a martini Shaken not stirred The Bartender does so The Spy however cannot lift his arms high enough to reach the bar Spy Just pour it in my mouth An immensely hot blonde walks up in a sequined evening gown Blonde Hello sailor What s your name The Spy turns to her his torso whirring with the sound of metal grinding on metal He knocks his martini onto the floor Spy The name s Bond Jim Bond Blonde You re spurting on my leg Spy That s just hydraulic fluid Blonde Oh Spy For now So

    Original URL path: http://www.gamespy.com/articles/719/719991p1.html (2016-02-16)
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