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  • A day in the life of Pierre Pouffé
    as a client of La Pouffe Those of you with a keen eye may notice that the name Maureen Velveteen is actually a nom de plume for the fanciful Mr Maurice Vellekoop illustrator extraordinaire He has graciously consented to allow

    Original URL path: http://www.lypsinka.com/ComicPage/comic_pouffe.html (2016-02-12)
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  • Untitled Document

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    Original URL path: /life/bannerframe.html (2016-02-12)


  • Untitled Document
    Photo Len Prince

    Original URL path: http://www.lypsinka.com/life/bottomframe.html (2016-02-12)
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  • the lyp gives more lyp!
    member Here I was with my intimates at my ankles being clawed at as if I was some carpet covered log Within a few minutes my hosts arrived only to find me strangling one of their precious creatures in self defense In their confusion those two asked me to leave the party and have now filed a lawsuit against me for several veterinary and animal psychologist bills I have begun proceedings to countersue these former friends of mine but I need to know what an expert such as you would have done in such a frightful situation Simply Connie Sheridan Dearest Connie What a pickle you ve gotten yourself into I ve been trying to imagine myself in the same situation but as luck would have it I wouldn t have had to use the bathroom a real lady just crosses her legs and keeps on looking pretty until she gets home But I have to say your three cats at a dinner party situation reminds me of a time a few years back when I mistakenly invited the exotic Eartha Kitt the lovely Lee Meriwether and the fabulous Miss Julie Newmar all portrayers of TV s Catwoman to the same gathering I panicked for a moment when I thought there was going to be an enormous catfight but the evening ended on quite a high note with the three ladies tying up Michelle Pfeiffer and forcing her to eat Tender Vittles Julie and I remain friends to this day in fact I even loan out my maid John to her on occasion As for your problem next time perhaps you should look before you er sit Good luck in court Love Lypsinka cornered by my living doll Julie Newmar Dear Lypsinka I ve recently begun dating again after my husband of 20 years left me for a younger woman Last night after dinner and a movie my gentleman friend gave me a what we used to call a love bite I think kids today refer to this as a hickey It might not sound like much of a problem but it s the first one I ve ever received and I don t want anyone to know Not the girls at the office not the mailman not the tellers at my bank and especially not the other gentlemen that I m seeing You get the idea I guess I m just old fashioned but I don t want to be the subject of gossip SOME of us still care about our reputations So as you can probably guess I need to know how you would go about hiding this ugly reminder of my new found free lovin The Former Mrs Blanche Gilhooley Dearest Blanche I get the idea alright It certainly sounds like somebody s making up for lost time I m trying not be be judgmental but just how many other gentlemen callers do you have dear Be that as it may I can only suggest that you

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  • more lyp-smackers!
    that it can be used to prevent nuts and bolts from rusting together too Imagine that use can use the same tube of ointment on your pussy and on your nuts Here s a helpful hint that I personally hope I would never have to use but if you are ever caught in a situation where you have an assortment of gourmet cheeses and you do not have the appropriate cheese slicer good old Johnson Johnson waxed dental floss can neatly do the trick Just don t try to reuse it afterrwards that could lead to quite a plaque attack Is frizzy hair a problem Do you ever look like Soupy Sales caught in a terrible windstorm Well here s a sweet little solution that I discovered a few years ago Massage a half cup of Aunt Jemima s Original Maple Syrup be sure not to use butter flavored into dry hair cover with a shower cap for thirty minutes then shampoo and rinse thoroughly Not only will you rid yourself of ghastly split ends and unsightly frizzies but you ll smell just like a waitress from The International House of Pancakes Has this ever happened to you Your husband

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  • my favorite things
    a movie about spies and cosmetics Oh how Carroll Baker suffers and suffers in the bio pic Harlow I wish I could see the Carol Lynley version of the same story made at the same time Baker also starred in the oddity Sylvia along with humpy Greek god George Maharis That s not Maharis on the left but it is a man Incidentally the title song from Sylvia was used in John Waters A Dirty Shame I don t know what this photo of Deborah Walley is from but I loved her in Gidget Goes Hawaiian Who doesn t love Late Period Lana Turner This is Lana and Anthony Quinn in a promotional still from her over heated melodrama suspense thriller A Portrait In Black Haji in a violent moment from Motor Psycho one of Russ Meyer s few misfires Haji also appeared in Beyond the Valley of the Dolls and Faster Pussycat Kill Kill which were probably Meyer s finest achievements In the 1960s all fledgling homosexuals male and female adored Patty Duke whether she was twins on TV taking pills in Valley of the Dolls trying to find herself in Me Natalie or in this movie as a

    Original URL path: http://www.lypsinka.com/favorite/cinematic_cornucopia.html (2016-02-12)
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  • my favorite things
    of Mamie s strangest films is Three Nuts In Search Of A Bolt The film is in black and white except for Mamie s beer bath in color Below Mamie appears with the three nuts Is she the bolt Three Nuts was directed by Tommy Noonan who had been an actor with Marilyn Monroe in Gentlemen Prefer Blondes and with Judy Garland in A Star Is Born He also wrote and performed in the scandalous Jayne Mansfield nude bathtub movie Promises Promises Here he is tete a tete with Mamie Promises Promises and Three Nuts both featured the female impersonator T C Jones Here he is the bald one on the left as a male psychiatrist in Three Nuts T C was wonderfully funny and talented I highly recommend the recording of his nightclub act See Mamie cavorting or dancing or fighting or SOMETHING in the hilarious cheap o flick Las Vegas Hillibillies which also starred Jayne Mansfield Mamie and Jayne s characters appeared together in a so called scene but the two rivals used body doubles In another sequence Jayne utters this classic line to an aging hillbilly woman Why thank you Aunt Clem My hideous maid John Epperson

    Original URL path: http://www.lypsinka.com/favorite/MamieVanDoren.html (2016-02-12)
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  • my favorite things
    to the film containing one of my favorite performances As Pauline Kael says in her review of Mommie Dearest Dunaway lets loose with a fury that she may not have known was in her She goes over the top discovers higher peaks waiting and shoots over them too Miss Faye realized early on that she had to hold her facial muscles in a certain way in order to achieve The Joan Effect Here s a good shot of one of the lavish sets in the outrageous movie Christina is not one of Joan s FAAAANS and Joan is not pleased Here are two scenes cut from the final film Obviously in the first Joan and Christina are having a precious meeting before Christina receives Joan s award towards the end of the movie In the second it seems Joan is pretending to be pleased that she has been let go from MGM This is a beach scene cut from the movie in a poignant moment with Faye Dunaway as Joan Crawford and Mara Hobel as her young adopted daughter Christina These photos aren t from Mommie Dearest but they represent Faye at possibly her most glamorous in The Thomas Crown

    Original URL path: http://www.lypsinka.com/favorite/dunaway.html (2016-02-12)
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