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    all the stuff in the zine section but I m usually disappointed I like zines so much in concept and in principle but i just don t feel like paying 5 for xeroxed poetry Because i pretty much never want to read poetry which i realize is my problem and not a good thing but there we are i m disinclined to read good poetry so even more disinclined to read poetry of a questionable calibre Anyway anyway anyway the zine section will occasionally have a gem like Cometbus or in this case Arkitip Really handsome and nice Good illustrations and good use of whitespace and gimmicks like 3 D Plus they have a website where you can sort of get an idea of how pretty this publication is Also practically none of that embarassing zine y poetry Then after I saw it in a bookstore and didn t buy it because I was being cheap it was 15 or so I saw it mentioned in some other magazine Wallpaper was it I forget Then later I saw a poster for it in the XLarge store where they sell shirts and pants but give plenty of attitude away for free Anyway I figure the XLarge poster sighting lends Arkitip the little art zine that could much needed hipster cred Ugh okay I ll stop Check it out though This is a preview because I figure I ll add it to misterpants 01 after I leave sunny LA and return to cold stinky SF Maybe that s obvious and didn t need this parenthetical explanation I never know I just want to make the distinction between PREVIEW links and BONUS links okay BONUS just in Pantsmail PREVIEW Pantsmail first then online Oh wait no one cares OH OH FOUR POINT FOUR ETC 004 4 I m growing weary of this archiving system for every article and we re only at issue 004 GUY WHO YELLED HEY PARDNER AT ME 004 5 This guy yelled Hey Pardner you know what time it is And he wasn t a cowboy But that s how people are in Hollywood He was probably pretending he was a cowboy Wait not pretending ACTING So i ambled over to him and answered back in my best cowboy voice Well pardner I reckon it s about time for you and me to have a showdown That s right pardner It s hiiiigh noooon Which maybe he was surprised about what a good actor I was or maybe he just didn t expect me to get into the role so quickly because he didn t say anything after that and just walked ran away with his child really quickly So I yelled after him yeah Pistol Pete you better run cuz I m the meanest hombre in these here parts And I fired fake shots into the air POW POW POW TOO LONG EMAIL REPLY THING THAT I THINK WE CAN ALL IDENTIFY WITH AS A SHARED EMBARASSING EXPERIENCE

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    shells I ALSO SAW 003 3 Another thing I ve seen a few times in LA older guys with potbellies walking around with those yellow headphones that are also a portable radio Like maybe they re listening to the game I like it when I see these old guys with the dorky headphone radios because I figure that one day I ll become one of them And I ll walk

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    person on the road then probably you re wrong about that too Remember don t be a fucker I want a bumper sticker that reads DON T BE A FUCKER PRACTICE COOPERATIVE DRIVING I swear it is so awful driving around the Bay Area nowadays First there are the huge yuppie gas sucking SUVs just waiting to crush us all to death but also it s like everyone is trying to win Know what Even if you get home fast like five minutes faster than normal or something you don t win That s right you don t win nothin chump So let s cooperate okay Let s say I m trying to merge into your lane and I m about to hit the orange pylons if I m not able to merge well then hey buddy c mon now give a guy a break whaddayasay That s right You don t LOSE by letting me merge No not at all When we drive cooperatively and prevent accidents WE ALL WIN MESSAGE FROM MY CAT 002 3 4444444444444444444444444444744444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444 My cat typed that I left the message from my cat in this Pantsmail because I feel guilty because he was playing with a twisty tie which he s allowed to do and I thought that he was chewing on the phone cord which he s not allowed to do and so I said no to him and he stopped playing with the twisty tie And then after I realized my error no matter how much I tried I couldn t get him to start playing with it again And then he came over to the keyboard and stood on it so he could send that message to all of you about how mean I am DRIVING TO LA 002 4 I

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    feel bad for not seeing Also the films have critiques of them written by other students Mostly i liked them for the aforementioned colors and sounds I m simple like that link courtesy of Chisato http www chisa org LEFTOVER 001 here s something i wrote a while ago and never posted to misterpants the website for some reason it was probably for the japan column back when there was a japan column hey i ve seen the Aibo robot dog okay and it s fun for five minutes and that s pretty much it so save your 2000 also i saw a fuzzy robot cat same deal and i saw a robot seal the robot seal is the weirdest robot pet also boring after a few minutes fad CONCERNS A LIST OF CONCERNS 001 I smell gasoline I m going to LA on Wednesday and I have way too much to do before I head down there and instead of doing it I m wasting my time writing this pantsmail Also Pantsmail is a really stupid name And I ve had to use it like 10 times already in this email and it bothers me So annoying Should have thought about it first Duh CIRCULATORY SYSTEM SPAM 001 Now it s time for me to write something that totally looks like junk mail except that it includes references to parts of the circulatory system Makes no sense Dear Leukocytes HOW TO INCREASE BLOODSTREAM CAPACITY SUBSTANTIALLY Accept blood vessels right now Act now and all Capillary Conversion fees are waived As a bonus Red Blood Cells will increase your oxygen rich blood by an incredible 200 to 1000 So you can Stop exhaling valuable carbon dioxide FREAKY 001 A while back misterpants com linked to sneeze fetishists x files fan

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