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    but the man turned and started walking away George being a jogger ran after him and caught up to him and stopped him and exclaimed You MUST be Moses The man replied Go away the last time I talked to a bush I had to roam the desert for 40 years 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 Main Sections Home About Us Contact Us Links Topple Bush Store Bush Articles Bush Resume Bush Humor Contribute Topple Bush Submenus Topplebush Store T shirts Bush Coins Bumper Stickers Peace Magz Obama08 Blow out clearance sale T shirt sale Bumper Sticker sale Bush Legacy

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    in the shin Again Saddam laughs and again Bush carries on talking not wanting to put off the bigger issue of peace between the two countries But when the third button is pressed and another boot comes out and kicks Bush in the privates he s finally had enough knowing that he can t do much without them functioning well I m going back home he tells the Iraqi We ll finish these talks in two weeks A fortnight passes and Saddam flies to the United States for talks As the two men sit down Hussein notices three buttons on Bush s chair and prepares himself for the Yank s revenge They begin talking and Bush presses the first button Saddam ducks but nothing happens George snickers A few seconds later he presses the second button Saddam jumps up but again nothing happens Bush roars with laughter When the third button is pressed Saddam jumps up again and again nothing happens Bush falls on the floor in a fit of hysterics Forget this says Saddam I m going back to Baghdad Dubya says through tears of laughter What Baghdad 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 Main Sections Home About Us Contact

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    says Well we re going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one blonde with big tits The guy exclaimed A blonde with big tits Why kill a blonde with big tits Bush turns to Powell punches him on the shoulder and says See smartass I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 Main Sections Home About Us Contact Us Links Topple Bush Store Bush Articles Bush Resume Bush Humor Contribute Topple Bush Submenus Topplebush Store T shirts Bush Coins Bumper Stickers Peace Magz Obama08 Blow out clearance sale T

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    down a country road and come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top You know he didn t get there by himself he doesn t belong there he can t get anything done while he s up there and you just want to help the poor thing down That s a post turtle 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 Main Sections Home About Us Contact Us Links Topple Bush Store Bush Articles Bush Resume Bush Humor Contribute Topple Bush Submenus Topplebush Store T shirts Bush Coins Bumper Stickers Peace Magz Obama08 Blow out clearance sale T shirt sale

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    hundreds of these pictures everywhere praising me Bush scratches his head and thinks for moment how this could be and then says to Saddam You know the last time I toured your country I too noticed pictures of myself on windows and buildings everywhere Okay replied Hussein But what did they say I don t know replied Bush I couldn t read them I don t read Hebrew 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 Main Sections Home About Us Contact Us Links Topple Bush Store Bush Articles Bush Resume Bush Humor Contribute Topple Bush Submenus Topplebush Store T shirts Bush Coins

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    your administration would bring a new era of moral rectitude to the White House Now I see I was wrong and I m sorry I voted for you and she marches off Cheney leans over and says George I think it s pronounced QUICHE 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 Main Sections Home About Us Contact Us Links Topple Bush Store Bush Articles Bush Resume Bush Humor Contribute Topple Bush Submenus Topplebush Store T shirts Bush Coins Bumper Stickers Peace Magz Obama08 Blow out clearance sale T shirt sale Bumper Sticker sale Bush Legacy Gear Bush Articles Past Business Dealings Military

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    Saint Peter snaps his fingers and a blackboard and chalk instantly appear Einstein proceeds to describe with arcane mathematics and symbols his theory of relativity Saint Peter is suitably impressed You really ARE Einstein he says Welcome to heaven The next to arrive is Picasso Once again Saint Peter asks for credentials Picasso asks Mind if I use that blackboard and chalk Saint Peter says Go ahead Picasso erases Einstein s equations and sketches a truly stunning mural with just a few strokes of chalk Saint Peter claps Surely you are the great artist you claim to be he says Come on in Then Saint Peter looks up and sees George W Bush Saint Peter scratches his head and says Einstein and Picasso both managed to prove their identity How can you prove yours George W looks bewildered and says Who are Einstein and Picasso Saint Peter sighs and says Come on in George 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 Main Sections Home About Us Contact Us Links Topple Bush Store Bush Articles Bush Resume Bush Humor Contribute Topple Bush Submenus Topplebush Store T shirts Bush Coins Bumper Stickers Peace Magz Obama08 Blow out clearance sale T shirt sale Bumper Sticker

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    A big rooster replies George All right sighs Cheney I ll come over and have a look So he leaves his office and heads over to the Oval Office George points at the jigsaw on his desk Cheney looks at the desk and then turns to George and says For crying out loud Georgie put the corn flakes back in the box 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 Main Sections Home About Us Contact Us Links Topple Bush Store Bush Articles Bush Resume Bush Humor Contribute Topple Bush Submenus Topplebush Store T shirts Bush Coins Bumper Stickers Peace Magz Obama08 Blow

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