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    iced tea he asked President Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom He was astonished to see that the President had a solid gold urinal That afternoon George W told his wife Laura about the urinal Just think he said when I am President I ll have my own personal gold urinal Later when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House she told Hillary how impressed George had been with his discovery of the fact that in the President s private bathroom the President had a gold urinal That evening Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed Hillary turned to Bill and said Well I found out who peed in your saxophone 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 Main Sections Home About Us Contact Us Links Topple Bush Store Bush Articles Bush Resume Bush Humor Contribute Topple Bush Submenus Topplebush Store T shirts Bush Coins Bumper Stickers Peace Magz Obama08 Blow out clearance sale T shirt sale Bumper Sticker sale Bush Legacy Gear Bush Articles Past Business Dealings Military Record Family History Record as Governor of TX Stealing the Florida Election George G W Bush Record as President Dick Cheney Bush Humor Jokes Cartoons

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    who is threatening to jump from a 40 story building will jump I ll take that bet Bush replied A few minutes later the newscaster breaks in to report that the man had indeed jumped from the building Cheney feeling sudden guilt for having bet on such an incident turns to Bush and tells him that he does not need to pay the 50 No a bet s a bet Bush replied I owe you 50 dollars Cheney feeling even more guilty replied No you don t understand I saw the 3 00 edition so I knew how it was going to turn out That s okay said Bush I saw it earlier too but I didn t think he d do it again 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 Main Sections Home About Us Contact Us Links Topple Bush Store Bush Articles Bush Resume Bush Humor Contribute Topple Bush Submenus Topplebush Store T shirts Bush Coins Bumper Stickers Peace Magz Obama08 Blow out clearance sale T shirt sale Bumper Sticker sale Bush Legacy Gear Bush Articles Past Business Dealings Military Record Family History Record as Governor of TX Stealing the Florida Election George G W Bush Record as President Dick

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    and just before the order was given he yelled out Earthquake The firing squad fell into a panic and Bill jumped over the wall and escaped in the confusion Al Gore was the second one placed against the wall The squad was reassembled and Al pondered what he had just witnessed Again before the order was given Al yelled out Tornado Again the squad fell apart and Al slipped over the wall The last person George W Bush was placed against the wall He was thinking I see the pattern here just scream out something about a disaster and hop over the wall He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was reassembled As the rifles were raised in his direction he grinned from ear to ear and yelled Fire 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 Main Sections Home About Us Contact Us Links Topple Bush Store Bush Articles Bush Resume Bush Humor Contribute Topple Bush Submenus Topplebush Store T shirts Bush Coins Bumper Stickers Peace Magz Obama08 Blow out clearance sale T shirt sale Bumper Sticker sale Bush Legacy Gear Bush Articles Past Business Dealings Military Record Family History Record as Governor of TX Stealing the Florida Election George

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    Force One and President Bush strides to a warm but dignified handshake from Queen Elizabeth II They ride in a silver 1934 Bentley limousine to the edge of central London where they board an open 17th century coach hitched to six magnificent white matching horses They ride toward Buckingham Palace each looking sideways and waving to the thousands of cheering Britons lining the streets all is going well Suddenly the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous earth rending eye smarting blast of gastronomic flatulence ever heard in the British Empire including Bermuda Tortola and the Falkland Islands It shakes the coach Uncomfortable but under control the two dignitaries of state do their best to ignore the whole incident but then the Queen decides that s ridiculous She turns to Mr Bush and explains Mr President please accept my regrets I m sure you understand that there are some things that even a Queen cannot control George W Bush ever the gentleman replies Your Majesty please don t give the matter another thought You know if you hadn t said something I would have thought it was one of the horses 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 Main Sections

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    to him three kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted The first kid says I want to go to Disneyland Bush says No problem I ll take you there on Air Force One The second kid says I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan s Bush says I ll get them for you and even have Michael sign them The third kid says I want a motorized wheelchair with a built in TV and stereo headset Bush is a little perplexed by this and says But you don t look like you re handicapped The kid says I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 Main Sections Home About Us Contact Us Links Topple Bush Store Bush Articles Bush Resume Bush Humor Contribute Topple Bush Submenus Topplebush Store T shirts Bush Coins Bumper Stickers Peace Magz Obama08 Blow out clearance sale T shirt sale Bumper Sticker sale Bush Legacy Gear Bush Articles Past Business Dealings Military Record Family History Record as Governor of TX Stealing the Florida Election George G W Bush Record

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    of clocks behind him He asked What are all those clocks St Peter answered Those are Lie Clocks Everyone on Earth has a Lie Clock Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move Oh said the man whose clock is that That s Mother Teresa s The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie Incredible said the man And whose clock is that one St Peter responded That s Abraham Lincoln s clock The hands have moved twice telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life Where s Bush s clock asked the man Bush s clock is in Jesus office He s using it as a ceiling fan 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 Main Sections Home About Us Contact Us Links Topple Bush Store Bush Articles Bush Resume Bush Humor Contribute Topple Bush Submenus Topplebush Store T shirts Bush Coins Bumper Stickers Peace Magz Obama08 Blow out clearance sale T shirt sale Bumper Sticker sale Bush Legacy Gear Bush Articles Past Business Dealings Military Record Family History Record as Governor of TX Stealing the Florida Election George G W Bush Record as President Dick Cheney Bush Humor Jokes

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    Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore 2 Why are you using the USA Patriot Act to limit Americans civil liberties 3 Why hasn t the U S caught Osama Bin Laden yet Just then the bell sounds and all the kids run out to the playground Fifteen minutes later the kids come back in class and again Ashcroft says I m sorry we were interrupted by the bell Now you can all ask me questions A young girl raises her hand and says I have 5 questions 1 How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore 2 Why are you using the USA Patriot Act to limit Americans civil liberties 3 Why hasn t the U S caught Osama Bin Laden yet 4 Why did the bell go off 20 minutes early 5 Where s Bobby 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 Main Sections Home About Us Contact Us Links Topple Bush Store Bush Articles Bush Resume Bush Humor Contribute Topple Bush Submenus Topplebush Store T shirts Bush Coins Bumper Stickers Peace Magz Obama08 Blow out clearance sale T shirt sale Bumper Sticker sale Bush Legacy Gear Bush Articles Past Business Dealings Military Record Family

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    What s your IQ The man responded 100 and the robot started talking about the football baseball and so on The customer thought Wow this is really cool When a third customer came in to the bar the robot asked What s your IQ The customer replied 70 The robot asked So what s George Bush up to these days 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 Main Sections Home About Us Contact Us Links Topple Bush Store Bush Articles Bush Resume Bush Humor Contribute Topple Bush Submenus Topplebush Store T shirts Bush Coins Bumper Stickers Peace Magz Obama08 Blow out clearance

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