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    had Grape Nuts George thought he had an STD 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 Main Sections Home About Us Contact Us Links Topple Bush Store Bush Articles Bush Resume Bush Humor Contribute Topple Bush Submenus Topplebush Store T shirts Bush Coins Bumper Stickers Peace Magz Obama08 Blow out clearance sale T shirt sale Bumper Sticker sale Bush Legacy Gear Bush Articles Past Business Dealings Military Record Family History Record as Governor of TX Stealing the Florida Election George G W Bush Record as President Dick Cheney Bush Humor Jokes Cartoons Photos 1 Photos 2 Photos 3 Animation Other Contribute Candidates

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    in the future Upon returning to Washington he decides he d better put the Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee to the test He summons Jesse Helms I wonder if you can answer a question for me Why of course sir What s on your mind says Jesse Uhh your mother has a child and your father has a child and this child is not your brother or sister Who is it Helms hems and haws and finally asks Can I think about it and get back to you Sir Bush agrees and Helms leaves Helms immediately call a meeting of other senior Republican senators and they puzzle over the question for several hours but nobody can come up with an answer Finally in desperation Helms calls Colin Powell at the State Department and explains his problem Now look here son your mother has a child and your father has a child and this is not your brother or your sister Who is it Powell answers immediately It s me of course you idiot Much relieved Helms rushes back to the White House and exclaims I know the answer sir I know who it is It s Colin Powell And Bush replies in disgust You re wrong you idiot It s Tony Blair This joke was sent to us by a viewer who found it on Ned Martin Amused site 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69

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    about the good times they had getting rich at expense of the suckers and peasants They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster and caviar The Devil himself comes up to Bush with a frosty drink Have a Margarita and relax Dubya Uh I can t drink no more I took a pledge says Junior dejectedly This is Hell son you can drink and eat all you want and not worry and it just gets better from there Dubya takes the drink and finds himself liking the Devil whom he thinks is a really very friendly guy who tells funny jokes and pulls hilarious nasty pranks kind of like a Yale Skull and Bones brother with real horns They are having such a great time that before he realizes it it s time to go Everyone gives him a big hug and waves as Bush steps on the elevator and heads upward When the elevator door reopens he is in Heaven again and St Peter is waiting for him Now it s time to visit Heaven the old man says opening the gate So for 24 hours Bush is made to hang out with a bunch of honest good natured people who enjoy each other s company talk about things other than money and treat each other decently Not a nasty prank or frat boy joke among them no fancy country clubs and while the food tastes great it s not caviar or lobster And these people are all poor he doesn t see anybody he knows and he isn t even treated like someone special Worst of all to Dubya Jesus turns out to be some kind of Jewish hippie with his endless peace and do unto others jive Whoa he says uncomfortably to himself Pat Robertson never prepared me for this The day done St Peter returns and says Well then you ve spent a day in Hell and a day in Heaven Now choose where you want to live for eternity With the Jeopardy theme playing softly in the background Dubya reflects for a minute then answers Well I would never have thought I d say this I mean Heaven has been delightful and all but I really think I belong in Hell with my friends So Saint Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down down down all the way to Hell The doors of the elevator open and he is in the middle of a barren scorched earth covered with garbage and toxic industrial waste kind of like Houston He is horrified to see all of his friends dressed in rags and chained together picking up the trash and putting it in black bags They are groaning and moaning in pain faces and hands black with grime The Devil comes over to Dubya and puts an arm around his shoulder I don t understand stammers a shocked Dubya Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and

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    of these pictures everywhere praising me Bush scratches his head and thinks for moment how this could be and then says to Saddam You know the last time I toured your country I too noticed pictures of myself on windows and buildings everywhere Okay replied Hussein But what did they say I don t know replied Bush I couldn t read them I don t read Hebrew 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 Main Sections Home About Us Contact Us Links Topple Bush Store Bush Articles Bush Resume Bush Humor Contribute Topple Bush Submenus Topplebush Store T shirts Bush Coins Bumper

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    worse than usual He noticed a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars so he rolled down his window and asked Officer what s the hold up The officer replied The President is depressed so he stopped his motorcade and is threatening to douse himself with gasoline and set himself on fire He says no one believes his stories about why we went to war in Iraq or the connection between Saddam and al Qaeda or that his tax cuts will help anyone except his wealthy friends So we re taking up a collection for him The lobbyist asks How much have you got so far The officer replies About four gallons but a lot of folks are still siphoning 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 Main Sections Home About Us Contact Us Links Topple Bush Store Bush Articles Bush Resume Bush Humor Contribute Topple Bush Submenus Topplebush Store T shirts Bush Coins Bumper Stickers Peace Magz Obama08 Blow out clearance sale T shirt sale Bumper Sticker sale Bush Legacy Gear Bush Articles Past Business Dealings Military Record Family History Record as Governor of TX Stealing the Florida Election George G W Bush Record as President Dick Cheney Bush

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    lift They say President we say stupid psychopathic git 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 Main Sections Home About Us Contact Us Links Topple Bush Store Bush Articles Bush Resume Bush Humor Contribute Topple Bush Submenus Topplebush Store T shirts Bush Coins Bumper Stickers Peace Magz Obama08 Blow out clearance sale T shirt sale Bumper Sticker sale Bush Legacy Gear Bush Articles Past Business Dealings Military Record Family History Record as Governor of TX Stealing the Florida Election George G W Bush Record as President Dick Cheney Bush Humor Jokes Cartoons Photos 1 Photos 2 Photos 3 Animation Other Contribute Candidates

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    able to find three wise men and a virgin in the nation s capitol There was no problem however finding enough asses to fill the stable 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 Main Sections Home About Us Contact Us Links Topple Bush Store Bush Articles Bush Resume Bush Humor Contribute Topple Bush Submenus Topplebush Store T shirts Bush Coins Bumper Stickers Peace Magz Obama08 Blow out clearance sale T shirt sale Bumper Sticker sale Bush Legacy Gear Bush Articles Past Business Dealings Military Record Family History Record as Governor of TX Stealing the Florida Election George G W Bush Record as

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    of his study Bush encountered the words of Julius Caesar Veni vidi vici Bush translated that to read I snuck in I snuck out I got home safely 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105 Main Sections Home About Us Contact Us Links Topple Bush Store Bush Articles Bush Resume Bush Humor Contribute Topple Bush Submenus Topplebush Store T shirts Bush Coins Bumper Stickers Peace Magz Obama08 Blow out clearance sale T shirt sale Bumper Sticker sale Bush Legacy Gear Bush Articles Past Business Dealings Military Record Family History Record as Governor of TX Stealing the Florida Election George G W Bush

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