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  • e d a c c e s s t o s o m e s e r i o u s m a c h i n e t o o l s l a t h e m i l l i n g m a c h i n e b u f f e r e t c B u t I i n c l u d e t h e p u z z l e h e r e i n c a s e y o u w a n t t o g i v e i t a t r y A t t h e t i m e o f t h i s w r i t i n g t h e r e i s o n l y o n e C u b e B a l l i n t h e k n o w n u n i v e r s e W o u l d n t i t b e c o o l t o o w n o n e T h e p u z z l e i s a d o u b l e d o v e t a i l e d c u b e w i t h a c i r c u l a r c o l u m n r u n n i n g u p t h r o u g h t h e c e n t e r I f y o u s h a k e i t y o u c a n h e a r t h a t t h e r e i s a b a l l r a t t l i n g s o m e w h e r e i n s i d e T h e o b j e c t i s t o s e p a r a t e t h e t w o h a l v e s o f t h e c u b e a n d r e m o v e t h e b a l l O b v i o u s l y y o u n e e d t o p u t t h e p u z z l e b a c k t h e w a y y o u f o u n d i t a s w e l l O n e o f t h e t h i n g s t h a t m a k e s i t d i f f i c u l t i s t h a t y o u c a n t s e e w h a t

    Original URL path: http://williamarmstrong.com/brain/mechL1.html (2016-04-30)
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  • William Armstrong's Songs and Lyrics
    I couldn t wait I starting writing the music myself I wrote a church hymn Praise and Thanks and sang it for the congregation It was a little ragged but no one seemed to catch on to the fact that I had written it myself My career as a songwriter had begun Slowly I learned more about writing songs melody harmony accompaniment arrangements One by one the songs of GLAMA

    Original URL path: http://williamarmstrong.com/music/index.html (2016-04-30)
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  • The Stories of William Armstrong
    Us Short Stories These works are for your on line reading enjoyment Please don t print or otherwise copy them without written permission To read a story click on its title Title Synopsis Thinking Kong Movie monster King Kong muses about his career and considers leaving show biz Unseen of the Crime A small time bank robber has the power to be invisible All Rights Reserved Copyright 2003 William Armstrong

    Original URL path: http://williamarmstrong.com/stories/index.html (2016-04-30)
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  • Audit Oddities - Summary
    Dirk the client s computer manager has an overactive libido Worst of all the accounts don t balance Wacky puns and funny characters give plenty of laughs Clever song lyrics to familiar tunes make this an easy musical to stage Length 23 pages about 30 minutes Rating G All audiences Type One act musical comedy Staging Minimal sets simple lighting simple costumes and props Music 6 well known songs licensed

    Original URL path: http://williamarmstrong.com/plays/in_audit.html (2016-04-30)
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  • Busting Lucifer - Summary
    haven t got a prayer An engineer in Satan s private research lab invents a way to eavesdrop on earthly prayers but the system has an extra feature Length 19 pages about 20 minutes Rating PG Sexual innuendo and use of the word hell Type Comedy Staging Minimal sets some lighting effects simple costumes and props Music none Cast of Characters 3 women Retep receptionist in Hell any age Lucre

    Original URL path: http://williamarmstrong.com/plays/in_lucif.html (2016-04-30)
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  • Celeb Schlepping at JFK - Summary
    premise Sherlock Holmes and King Tut the original Egyptian boy king not Steve Martin schlep through the security line at JFK airport New York locals interact with the two famous personalities in this wacky skit Length 8 pages about 7 minutes Rating G Type Comedy sketch Staging Minimal set minimal lighting minimal costuming and props Music None Cast of Characters 2 men Sherlock Holmes deerstalker hat calabash pipe 25 60

    Original URL path: http://williamarmstrong.com/plays/in_celeb.html (2016-04-30)
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  • Comedy Bytes - Summary
    discount in which you get over 150 in performance rights for 75 Choose any or all of the following shows and pay one low price One act plays Audit Oddities Busting Lucifer Fair Retail Still in Business through No Fault of Our Own Comedy sketches Celeb Schlepping at JFK Do You Know Why I Pulled You Over Dr Goldenball with Love Never Dies Twice Lard Wars Losing Patients Length Up

    Original URL path: http://williamarmstrong.com/plays/in_bytes.html (2016-04-30)
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  • Do You Know Why I Pulled You Over? - Summary
    Scripted improv sketch about getting a traffic ticket A driver is stopped by a police officer and tries several approaches to get out of the ticket that seems unavoidable Drivers get a buzz from cheeky responses Please don t try these with actual police officers Length 8 pages about 7 minutes Rating PG drug references crap Type Comedy sketch Staging Minimal set minimal lighting minimal costuming and props Music None

    Original URL path: http://williamarmstrong.com/plays/in_pullo.html (2016-04-30)
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