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  • Dr. Goldenball with Love Never Dies Twice - Summary
    an old nemesis with a little squirt gun and more than a little charm Miss Manypunny laid off from MI6 goes under covers working for the super villain and aiming at her former co worker Length 13 pages about 13 minutes Rating PG Sexual innuendo can t be avoided with spies Type Comedy sketch Staging Minimal set minimal lighting minimal costuming and props Music None Cast of Characters 3 woman

    Original URL path: http://williamarmstrong.com/plays/in_gold.html (2016-04-30)
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  • Fair Retail - Summary
    the whole family King Kudos has two problems not counting uncomfortable shoes 1 an ogre has captured one of his castles and 2 there s no royalty left for his daughter to marry Princess Harmony suggests a contest The man who can defeat the ogre is to be named a prince and marry Harmony Mark a humble merchant sets out to win his lady love but the orge is only the beginning Evil witch Krona and slimy Juan Lira also stand in Mark s way Length 31 pages about 35 minutes Rating G All audiences Type Comedy designed to appeal to children as well as adults Staging Full sets full lighting effects complex costumes and props Music none Cast of Characters 4 women Harmony fair princess leading lady 17 25 Penny shopkeeper Mark s sister 16 30 Krona evil witch 20 90 Boo fairy in woods 8 14 6 men King Harmony s father 40 60 Advisor obsequious Baron Mind 30 90 Mark merchant leading man 18 30 Viss cowardly knight 20 55 Ogre large scary fellow 17 70 Juan rival prince bad guy 18 30 5 either extras Town crier could be played by Advisor any age 3 courtiers

    Original URL path: http://williamarmstrong.com/plays/in_fair.html (2016-04-30)
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  • Glama - Summary
    Anita a shopkeeper along Glama s tour route but he can t decide whether to pop the question Their romance is complicated by Marcy an undercover officer who suspects Jeff of drug trafficking Memorable characters include Anita s two daughters Honda and Lucia Kelli a gorgeous teenager headed for trouble Sean Steinberg a comedy club manager and Angel Glama s cynical bus driver Length 90 pages about 120 minutes intermission Rating G All audiences Type Musical comedy Staging Full sets full lighting simple costumes and props Music Original music for piano or small orchestra accompaniment Cast of Characters 13 women Anita Hispanic shopkeeper leading lady 26 29 Marcy Ohio undercover officer 25 Carmen Anita s friend and coworker 30 something Honda Anita s daughter 7 8 Lucia Anita s daughter 5 6 Janet retired woman on tour 60 Claire retired widow on tour 60 Ruth retired widow on tour 60 Zita retired woman on tour 60 Kelli precocious teen on tour 16 but looks 22 Susan Kelli s mother on tour 35 50 Dawn retired widow on tour 60 Woman at wedding any age 7 men Jeff tour guide leading man 33 Angel Hispanic bus driver 40 55 Sean runs

    Original URL path: http://williamarmstrong.com/plays/in_glama.html (2016-04-30)
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  • Lard Wars - Summary
    the rebels plan to give the Empire its just desserts Lard Wars is a parody stuffed full of shameless puns and sight gags It ends in a cliffhanger and includes previews of the next episode Length 13 pages about 15 minutes Rating G All audiences Type Comedy comic parody Staging No formal sets simple lighting moderately difficult costumes and props Music Ideal with John Williams s Star Wars theme licensed

    Original URL path: http://williamarmstrong.com/plays/in_lard.html (2016-04-30)
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  • Losing Paients - Summary
    your health A comedy sketch that keeps you in stitches In the style of old time radio shows a long suffering nurse asks her patient questions about his medical history The answers are enough to put him in an institution If not him then the nurse Length 8 pages about 5 minutes Rating G All audiences Type Comedy sketch Staging Minimal set minimal lighting minimal costuming and props Music None

    Original URL path: http://williamarmstrong.com/plays/in_pat.html (2016-04-30)
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  • Still in Business - Summary
    comedy running of the bureaucRat Race Loony office workers snarled in red tape manage to have fun in this off the cubicle wall comedy Length 24 pages about 25 minutes Rating PG Sexual innuendo delete scene 4 to rate as G Type One act comedy Staging Minimal set simple lighting simple costumes and props Music None Cast of Characters 5 women Marion 45 60 Emma 30 55 Candy 25 35

    Original URL path: http://williamarmstrong.com/plays/in_biz.html (2016-04-30)
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  • Well, I'll Be - Summary
    whole family Gramma s magical power allow a little girl to experience several career choices but it doesn t work out quite the way she thought it would Length 14 pages about 15 minutes Rating G All audiences Type Family drama Staging Simple sets stage lighting some costuming and props Music One pop song of your choice licensed separately Cast of Characters 4 women Suzie 10 12 Sue grown up

    Original URL path: http://williamarmstrong.com/plays/in_well.html (2016-04-30)
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  • Thinking Kong
    also wanted to do comedy but this farce of an action picture was about the closest he d ever come No he decided that King Kong vs Godzilla would be his swan song Maybe after this movie finished shooting he d move to Costa Rica and spend his golden years on a modest plantation He d heard that with the small fortune he d made in motion pictures you could live like a king Well he was already a king but on his plantation he could live like one Try living well on residuals in Hollywood or Santa Monica and you ll soon find yourself in the Old Actors Home Kong rubbed his left foot careful not to aggravate the callus that seemed to be forming there He heard the rain beating on the roof above him The cast and crew had been on break for more than an hour now The director had called off filming during the downpour Imagine a Japanese director not taking advantage of nature s free special effects to add sensationalism to his movie Kong was surprised but thankful The portable hangar that served as his dressing room kept out the rain pretty effectively Dressing room what a joke He never had any costumes except for a modesty strap that hide his privates The garment blended in with his own fur rendering him anatomically incorrect The wardrobe people said he should wear it to placate the censors but Kong figured it was really designed to avoid feelings of inadequacy in every male who saw the film It didn t matter to him There was no use advertising his virility He had long since given up hope of finding a helpmate a soul mate or any other kind of mate He knew all too clearly that size matters and he was in a class by himself Those shameless tabloids had tried to imply a romantic off screen relationship with his first leading lady Of course that was absurd She was pretty and had a pleasant enough personality but there wasn t any chemistry between them And besides she was too short There was also a conditioned reaction After weeks of filming Kong couldn t even look at a picture of Faye Wray without hearing her piercing scream echo through his head No Kong had never found a ladylove A few years ago his heart had dared to hope when he heard about Mighty Joe Young He had breathlessly asked Is that Joe with an E or Jo as in Josephine His disappointment at learning the truth only dropped him into a deep depression But that was years ago He had resigned himself to a celibate lonely life as lonely as one could be when you re instantly recognized walking down any street His depression coupled with his meteoric rise to fame might have embroiled him in the whole drug scene but for one thing the cost Supporting a Kong sized drug habit would consume about half

    Original URL path: http://williamarmstrong.com/kingkong.html (2016-04-30)
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