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  • GM division 3 6 HINT 24 Mean Mrs Peron reflected anger 7 HINT 25 Native of China holds or opens dreaded box 7 HINT 26 Pilot instrument change about time 9 HINT 27 Sad about the heartless place once held by another 5 Down HINT 1 Promenades in jockey garb returning awed 9 HINT 2 Sprite and demon gad about men in street getting better 4 11 HINT 3 Carelessness

    Original URL path: http://williamarmstrong.com/brain/puz2clue.htm (2016-04-30)
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  • Pussygato
    pretty on his throne Whenever it s rainy he just stays inside cuddling up to me He s thinkin that maybe it is God who cried causing the rain to be I love my little kitty I taught him to play dead I think that he s so pretty resting his little head But he s alive and kicking he s just counting sheep You see his tail flicking even

    Original URL path: http://williamarmstrong.com/music/pussy.html (2016-04-30)
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  • Please Make My Dreams Come True
    I fold my hands and pray Please make my dreams come true A man to love was nowhere near But now it seems he s really here He s flesh and blood not just a dream So my dream came true I hope and pray that he will stay Not be the type to go away Someone to trust forevermore Make my dream be true Don t let my heart

    Original URL path: http://williamarmstrong.com/music/dreams1.html (2016-04-30)
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  • Come and Get It
    have bet it Any old day would send you my way So come and get it You know that ecstacy is mine to give You won t get a better offer for as long as you live I m yours Baby so just don t sweat it Now come with me and you won t regret it I ll make you feel so totally real Just come and get it

    Original URL path: http://williamarmstrong.com/music/comeget.html (2016-04-30)
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  • Been There, Done That
    Autographed China s famous wall Spit gum out on the streets of Singapore But you re the greatest thrill of them all Been there seen that Done everything there is to do Yes I ve planted one on that Blarney Stone But I d rather kiss with you I ve run with the bulls out in Pamplona Surfed at Oahu s northern shore Ate kosher in the heart of Arab

    Original URL path: http://williamarmstrong.com/music/beendone.html (2016-04-30)
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  • Celeb Schlepping at JFK - Script
    TUT I m from the Valley of the Kings LOCAL Oh a valley guy I mean like totally you know for sure TUT My mummy warned me not to talk to strangers LOCAL You re no stranger to me I read all about you in People Magazine or something You built all of those pyramids TUT That wasn t me That was another pharaoh Khufu Everybody called him Cuckoo behind his back I met him in the afterlife He was still working some kind of pyramid scheme secretive But I ll tell you a secret You know those pyramids The aliens did all the work LOCAL Aliens You mean from another planet TUT No I m talking about illegal aliens from Canaan All of the Egyptians were union The Hebrew slaves did good work for a fraction of the cost I heard that the Hebrews wrote down all of their stories Did they write down the one about the cyanide tablets LOCAL Cyanide tablets TUT You know Moses brings the tablets down from Mount Cyanide LOCAL Yeah they made a movie and everything TUT What s a movie LOCAL It s a motion picture where the pictures move TUT My father had one of those in his tomb If a grave robber comes in and triggers the trap a huge block falls out of the ceiling and crushes him Hieroglyphics loweroglyphics LOCAL Now I remember You re King Tut You were the only pharaoh who never had any grave robbers TUT Oh yeah What do you call Howard Carter Holmes examines the back of Tut s skull with his magnifying glass HOLMES You were smashed in the head TUT No I was sober in the bedroom Somebody hit me HOLMES Did you have the culprits arrested TUT I didn t have any say in the matter It was mummify do and mummify don t In fact I went for thirty three hundred years without saying a word And when I did start talking everything came out as little pictures until I met a woman who helped me learn other languages Her name was Stone Rosetta Stone HOLMES I can t believe you re that old You don t look a day over 3000 TUT I m well preserved They call me the boy king I see your name is Semloh Kcolrehs HOLMES That s Sherlock Holmes TUT Sorry I read right to left In my language you would be pictured as a jackal who walks like a man carrying a calabash pipe in a non smoking zone Suddenly Holmes sees something of great interest off in a distance HOLMES Zounds That man is Moriarty He s my arch nemesis Save my place whilst I apprehend the villain LOCAL No way no saving places in line TUT It is morally wrong to save someone s place in line HOLMES Who are you to talk about morality You who covers his loins with a purloined towel from Howard Johnson s TUT Would

    Original URL path: http://williamarmstrong.com/plays/celeb.html (2016-04-30)
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  • Do You Know Why I Pulled You Over? - Script
    up your mind Buzz DRIVER I never look in my rearview mirrors because I m afraid that objects are closer than they appear to be COP I turned on the siren too but you probably didn t hear it with that Crap music playing so loud DRIVER That s Rap music The C is silent It s a great song about a cop killer Buzz DRIVER I was lost in a fantasy about Justin Timberlake Britney Spears if driver is a man Buzz DRIVER I was listening to Lawrence Welk COP Let me see your license and registration We hear a steam whistle like the kind used to announce quitting time at a factory Cop closes up the ticket book and prepares to quit for the day COP That s the whistle It s quitting time for me DRIVER Well don t let me keep you Driver looks very happy until another officer enters and slaps the first cop s hand like a tag team wrestler First cop exits and second cop picks up where the first left off COP Let me see your license and registration DRIVER impersonating a police radio burst of static One Adam 12 One Adam 12 Two eleven in progress at Seven Eleven on the corner of Seventh and Eleventh Cop continues to look at driver with ruthless sobriety DRIVER continues normal voice Didn t you hear the radio It sounds like an important call Buzz COP License and registration please Driver slowly swings a pocket watch on its chain and talks in a soothing hypnotic voice DRIVER I wonder what time it is Can you read it for me I m having a hard time staying awake Getting sleepy sleepy COP It s ten to one DRIVER Twelve fifty COP No ten to one the odds against you gettin outta this ticket License and registration please Driver draws a gun brandishes it menacingly and pulls the trigger A little flag with the word bang on it pops out Driver smiles sheepishly Cop draws a gun points at driver and pulls the trigger A flag reading Not funny pops out Buzz Driver reaches into a wallet and hands over a couple of 20 bills COP These are two twenty dollar bills Are you trying to bribe an officer of the law DRIVER Is it working Buzz DRIVER A natural mistake officer The photo on my license looks a lot like Andrew Jackson Driver takes back the money reaches for the glove box and hands over a couple of papers COP What are trying to pull This is a software license and registration for Microsoft Works DRIVER Microsoft Works Not very often Buzz COP This license photo looks like it s been tampered with DRIVER The picture was taken right after my face had been tampered with We hear a steam whistle like the kind used to announce quitting time at a factory Another driver hustles in from the wings and tags the driver The first

    Original URL path: http://williamarmstrong.com/plays/pullo.html (2016-04-30)
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  • Dr. Goldenball with Love Never Dies Twice - Script
    anymore BRAUN What happened MANYPUNNY They couldn t pay my salary so EM laid me off touching Braun s chest seductively I would have preferred it if you had laid me off BRAUN So what are you doing here MANYPUNNY I work for the evil Dr Goldman now My first job is to seduce you BRAUN Hmm well now that we re on opposite sides I don t see any reason why we can t have a cheap meaningless affair MANYPUNNY Oh James James Braun sweeps her into his arms and sways wildly back and forth to suggest a passionate encounter Two stage hands rush in holding up a blanket that completely hides the two They hit the blanket a couple of times and make cooing sounds Finally stage hands exit the two part still breathing heavily Each of them pretends to smoke a cigarette MANYPUNNY continues Now I m supposed to kill you James BRAUN I understand You have a duty to your employer even if he is a Godless unwashed commie pink o bed wetter MANYPUNNY Oh James I love it when you talk about bed You know I could never hurt you BRAUN I m not so sure That contortion thing you did with your back a minute ago kind of strained something MANYPUNNY That I could do but I could never kill you BRAUN I hope you realize that now I have to kill you The problem is that all I have is my squirt gun filled with hot sauce Manypunny pauses undecided Then she continues soberly MANYPUNNY I m not going to touch that line BRAUN I m really sorry Miss Manypunny MANYPUNNY Oh James my love now that I m a Braun girl call me Glitterpuss BRAUN Gutterbliss MANYPUNNY Glitterpuss BRAUN Of course How were you supposed to kill me MANYPUNNY Dr Goldman told me to shoot you between the eyes BRAUN Then you must have a gun Why don t you give it to me so I can kill you Manypunny hands a nasty looking hand gun to Braun MANYPUNNY You re so clever Here you go At least I ll die a happy woman a complete woman BRAUN Dr Goldman will hear the shot and think that you have completed your assignment Now after I fire the shot I want you to go straight back to MI6 HQ and see EM PDQ You see MANYPUNNY But how can I do that I ll be dead BRAUN Don t be silly Glitterpuss I m just going to shoot into the wall Now run along Braun swats Manypunny on the bottom as he ushers her off stage right Then he casually shoots one shot upstage left A brunette woman sniper mortally wounded staggers out from some hiding place near where Braun aimed his shot She stumbles into Braun s arms BRAUN continues Who are you SNIPER I m a sniper I was supposed to kill you if Glitterpuss didn t have the nerve to

    Original URL path: http://williamarmstrong.com/plays/goldball.html (2016-04-30)
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